@myself what the fuck are you doing
can we talk about how the tooth fairy corporation enclosed the torn-apart corpse of an employee in their letter????
can we talk about how the tooth fairy corporation has an aquatic team that i wish i knew about when i was growing up
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SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST
I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions
I really like this picture. Whenever we see pics of people doing black girls hair, there is always frowning and angry faces like its such a struggle.
Here the little girl is smiling and content while her mother(??) is gently and patiently tending to her hair.
(Source: qweent, via run-smile-eat)
when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore
Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.
(Source: cartoonsnc3real, via liftingpotato)
My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything
My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this
My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child
Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug
You probably know what his reaction was
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