when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started
you know when you say something
and it’s just
why the fuck did i say that
Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…
I don’t want to go down with my ship. I want my ship to go down on each other.
"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison
i was crying in art class today and this girl was all “why are you crying?” and i didnt really wanna answer and we sorta know each other so i was all “why arent YOU crying?” and then she looked at me and ACTUALLY sTARTED TO CRY I just?? wAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT
A- a- al
His first words! Honey, get the camera!
All natural and technological processes, proceed in such a way that the availability of the of the remaining energy decreases. In all energy exchanges, if no energy enters or leaves an isolated system, the entropy of that system increases. Energy continuously flows from being concentrated to becoming dispersed, spread out, wasted and useless. New energy cannot be created and high grade energy is being destroyed. An economy based on endless growth is unsustainable *drops bass*
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce